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Input: One (1) copy of SCP-914 documentation Setting: Very Fine Output: Single sheet of paper. Input: 1x IRS Form 1040 (blank) Setting: Very Fine Output: 1x IRS Form "MXL", filled out for the year 35 and with the name given as "GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR AVGVSTVS GERMANICVS" and all monetary amounts given in Roman numerals with the word "DENARII" entered afterwards. Setting: Very Fine Output: A print of an untitled painting, later definitively confirmed by art experts to have been produced by René Magritte, despite there being no record of its existence. Tuna was later revealed to be of the highest quality, with light, soft bread.
This test may indicate that SCP-914 understands the use of input objects and not simply their function. The currency totals to the exact cost of the requested order, plus tax.The text has no correlation with any known writing style, and is not in a linear format, with "sentences" constructed from individual characters spread out between many pages. Input: 1x IRS Form 1040 (blank) Setting: 1:1 Output: 1x IRS Form 4868 (blank) Input: 1x IRS Form 1040 (blank) Setting: Fine Output: 1x IRS Form 1040, with all blank space including margins and backs of pages filled with imprecations against the IRS and taxation in general in the following languages [in order of quantity of text, from greatest to least]: Basque, Quenya [see below], Sumerian, Cherokee, an unidentifiable language with a writing system composed of curved symbols, Classical Chinese, English (from the curses used, apparently c. The Sumerian contained three words unattested from any known text.Each sentence requires an exceedingly complex formula to decode, with each formula unique to each sentence. The Quenya had its cursing of the IRS interspersed with vituperation of someone or something called "Morgoth".However, it seems to preserve some element of its original composition, in this example, clockworks. Refine a metal bar, and you're more likely to get a simple metal object than a internal combustion engine. Input: One (1) copy of SCP-914 documentation Setting: 1:1 Output: Folder containing all previously entered documents, arranged in chronological order.Input: One (1) copy of SCP-914 documentation Setting: Fine Output: Hard-bound book containing 400 pages. Date: ██/█/20██ Total items: 5x IRS Form 1040 (blank) Input: 1x IRS Form 1040 (blank) Setting: Rough Output: Several hundred thin paper strips.